My body can be such a jerk sometimes

Hey Rose,

Yo, this is your body. I just wanted to let you know that despite the fact your blood sugar was 186 walking into the library, I thought would be really cool to drop you, like, 135 mg/dL in thirty minutes for no reason. It was totally sweet. Sometimes I like to wake up your pancreas after you bolus for lunch just to mess with you. HILARIOUS.

Also you know those stomach grumbles you’ve had all weekend? I’m gonna make it sound like your belly is hooked up to a subwoofer the moment you hit the quietest room in the library.

Screwing your shit up is pretty much the most fun thing ever.

-You, from the neck down.

P.S. Can’t wait for Thanksgiving, you have no idea what I’ve got in store for you.

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